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Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! |
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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts! |
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Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go! |
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Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear! |
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names! |
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Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger! |
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Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear! |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre! |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh! |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar! |
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Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala! |
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Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly! |
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Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear! |
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Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy! |
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Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin! |
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