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| If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am. |
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| It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet. |
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| My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee. |
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| My dick has an elevator and a lobby. |
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| My dick has better credit than I do. |
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| My dick is a better dresser than I am. |
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| My dick is more muscular than I am. |
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| My dick is so big I can fuck an elevator shaft. |
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| My dick is so big it has cable. |
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| My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. |
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| My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us. |
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| My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it. |
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| My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum. |
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| My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse. |
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| My dick is so big, Firemen slide down it. |
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