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Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed! |
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Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic! |
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Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! |
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Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With it's sparrowchute! |
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Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork! |
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Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey! |
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Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'! |
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Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie! |
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Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! |
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Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'! |
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Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla! |
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Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?
A: A mynah bird! |
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Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play! |
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Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers! |
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Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A: A Macaw! |
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