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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A.She sold her car for it... |
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A.It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. |
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Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A.It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. |
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A.She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. |
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A.There is white out on the screen. |
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A.The joystick is wet. |
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A.It has a stamp on it. |
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A.Bobbing for chips. |
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A.Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. |
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A.She opens the car door. |
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A.Fertilized |
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Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A.By doing the splits. |
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Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A.They spread for the bread. |
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A.Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... |
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Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A."Are you sure it's mine?" |
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