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Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion! |
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Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh! |
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Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look! |
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Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk! |
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Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T! |
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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'! |
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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'! |
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Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! |
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Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can! |
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Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped! |
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Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar! |
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Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats! |
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Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians! |
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Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath! |
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Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw! |
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