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Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck! |
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Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken! |
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Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" |
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Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket! |
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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics! |
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Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants! |
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Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes! |
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Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck! |
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Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck! |
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Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell! |
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll! |
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down! |
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Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!" |
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Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death! |
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Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk! |
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