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Things you learn in college
(But you don't learn these things in class) |
Jokes in this category: 88
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| 10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class. |
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| All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send some cookies. |
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| Always wear your safety goggles. They're not kidding. |
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| Amount of alcohol consumed is inversely proportional to grade point average. |
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| Any game can be made into a drinking game. |
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| Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night. |
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| ATMs are the devil's advocate. |
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| Beware the boy in the Care Bear toga. |
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| Boys will dance in college. |
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| Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them. |
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| Card games never lasted for hours before. |
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| Care packages make it all worthwhile. |
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| Care packages rank up there with birthdays. |
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| Cereal makes a meal any time of day. |
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| Classes: the later the better. |
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Jokes in this category: 88
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