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Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A.The blonde, because she's 18. |
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A.The thief was spending less then his wife. |
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Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A.The dog, once he's in, he shuts up! |
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Q. Define "Egghead:"
A.What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. |
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Q. Did ya hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A.It works by changing your blood type!! |
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Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
A.He got the sack. |
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Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A.He worked it out with a pencil. |
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Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
A.They hid their own eggs! |
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Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A.He decided to stick it out for one more year! |
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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A.He's down to four butts a day. |
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Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A.He found a hare up his ass. |
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Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A.They exchanged loads. |
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Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A.He died laughing before he could tell anybody. |
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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping?
A.Yeah, he woke up! |
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Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A.He did okay until his business fell off. |
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Jokes in this category: 334
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