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| The best doctor, doctor jokes |
Jokes in this category: 67
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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms! |
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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow! |
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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish! |
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that! |
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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Sit! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don't stir! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this! |
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers! |
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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out? |
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