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The best doctor's notes
(Actual doctor's comments on patients' charts) |
Jokes in this category: 30
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| Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. |
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| Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. |
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| Discharge status: Alive but without permission. |
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| Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. |
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| I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. |
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| Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. |
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| Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. |
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| On the second day, the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. |
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| Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. |
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| Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. |
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| Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. |
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| Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. |
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| Patient was alert and unresponsive. |
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| Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. |
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| Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. |
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Jokes in this category: 30
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