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Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars! |
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Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied! |
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Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone! |
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Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
A: Melon-collie! |
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Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?
A: Put a peg on it's nose! |
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Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
A: Just one, the moulting season! |
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Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!" |
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Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!" |
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Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots! |
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Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?
A: Puppy dogs! |
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Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky! |
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Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog! |
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Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut! |
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come! |
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Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie! |
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