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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
Yes I do, said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!" |
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A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
-"Why are you doing that?
asked his neighbour"
It's to keep the elephants off the grass, he replied.
But we don't get elephants round here!
I know - good stuff isn't it! |
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Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter! |
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Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!" |
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Q: Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?
A: Zoo Keeper: No, all the doctors I know are people!" |
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Q: Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
A: He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines! |
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Q: How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
A: Neither can play basketball! |
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Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
A: You get very lumpy ice cream! |
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a car?
A: Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment! |
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Q: How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
A: Take all the matches out first! |
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Q: How do you hire an elephant?
A: Stand it on four bricks! |
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Q: How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
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Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling! |
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Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck! |
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Q: How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
A: Take away it's credit cards! |
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