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Jokes in this category: 60
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Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything! |
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Q: How do fish go into business?
A: The start on a small scale! |
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Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus! |
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Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well-armed! |
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Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?
A: The loan shark! |
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Q: What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
A: The piece of cod that passeth all understanding! |
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Q: What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
A: 'Your plaice or mine'! |
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand! |
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Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: A can of people! |
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Q: What do fish sing to each other?
A: Salmon-chanted evening! |
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Q: What do naked fish play with?
A: Bare-a-cudas! |
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Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather! |
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Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A: A beer-a-cuda! |
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh! |
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