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The best kids excuse notes
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| Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. |
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| Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. |
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| Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. |
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| Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. |
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| I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. |
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| Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. |
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| John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. |
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| Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. |
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| Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. |
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| My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. |
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| My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. |
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| Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. |
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| Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. |
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| Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. |
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| Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. |
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Jokes in this category: 23
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