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Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts! |
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Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it's over your head! |
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Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I better not tell you, it might spread. |
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Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches! |
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Q. How do baseball players stay cool?
A. Sit next to their fans. |
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path. |
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Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut! |
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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line! |
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Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! |
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Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? |
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Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their chairs! |
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Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair! |
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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it! |
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Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste! |
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Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana! |
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