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The best light bulbs jokes
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Jokes in this category: 80
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| How many administrative assistants does it take to change a light bulb? None. It won't be changed until you fill out form #3422V - the light bulb change request form. |
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| How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb? Interesting question, what do YOU think? |
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| How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? None. They bake pies. |
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| How many antelopes does it take to change a light bulb? None, they are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source. |
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| How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'. |
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| How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts. |
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| How many art students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he gets two credits. |
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| How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb? None, Pampers don't come in a size that small. |
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| How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb? About one third less than for a regular bulb. |
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| How many beta testers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just find the problems, they don't fix them. |
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| How many Blackberry users does it take to change a light bulb? Farm. |
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| How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to complain that it's electric. |
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| How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed? This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete, pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. |
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| How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes them three visits. |
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| How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. |
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Jokes in this category: 80
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