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| A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night." |
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| Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him. |
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| Behind every great man is a woman with a vibrator |
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| Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. |
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| Flies spread disease, keep your's zipped |
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| I never knew that someone could be so in love with his own reflection in the mirror. |
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| If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day or two, He'll be back to his usual self. |
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| If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely! |
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| If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can't hear the TV |
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| If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains |
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| If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. |
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| If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing. |
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| If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows. |
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| If you think he's listening to you, you're wrong he's trying to convert what you just said into something with a sexual connotation |
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| If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming way too high |
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