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Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries |
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Q: How do mice celebrate when they move home?
A: With a mouse warming party! |
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Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! |
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Q: Is there a mouse in the house?
A: No, but there's a moose on the loose! |
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Q: What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
A: Mice Krispies! |
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Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
A: Hard cheese! |
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Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A: Mice cubes! |
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Q: What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
A: Cross mouse cards! |
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Q: What do mice do when they're at home?
A: Mousework! |
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Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! |
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Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir! |
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Q: What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
A: Sir! |
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Q: What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?
A: Bubble and squeak! |
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Q: What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
A: Dirty looks from the mouse! |
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Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! |
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