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| A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…." |
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| All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. |
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| I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" |
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| I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. |
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| I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen." |
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| I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. |
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| I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me! |
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| I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed? |
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| My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. |
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| My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. |
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| My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. |
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| My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!" |
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| My wife has a black belt in shopping. |
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| My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. |
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| My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree! |
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