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Other animals jokes
(Ant joke ; Caterpillar Jokes ; Centipede Jokes ;Grasshopper Jokes ;Insect Jokes ;Mosquito Jokes ;Moth Jokes ;Slug Jokes ;Spider Jokes ;Worm Jokes) |
Jokes in this category: 131
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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants! |
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Q: How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
A: it has a blue light! |
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Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs! |
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Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready steady glow! |
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Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A: They use snail varnish! |
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Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside! |
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Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room! |
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Q: How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
A: You slap him and he slaps you back! |
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Q: How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
A: The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"! |
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Q: How do you make a butterfly?
A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! |
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Q: How do you make a glow worm happy?
A: Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted! |
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Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn't have a web he had a website! |
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Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl! |
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Q: What are spiders webs good for?
A: Spiders! |
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Q: What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
A: You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....! |
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