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| If any of these describe you, you're a redneck! |
Jokes in this category: 140
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| After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. |
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| Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar. |
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| Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'. |
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| Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. |
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| Fewer than half of your cars run. |
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| Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle. |
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| Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. |
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| Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of taking the wheels off his doublewide. |
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| If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. |
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| If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year". |
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| It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. |
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| Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people". |
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| More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. |
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| Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. |
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| Someone in your family says "Cum'n here an' lookit this afore I flush it." |
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Jokes in this category: 140
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