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Q: How did the toad die?
A: He simply croaked! |
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Q: How do frogs die?
A: They kermit suidide! |
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Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A: They sit eggsaminations! |
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Q: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?
A: Hop on! |
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Q: What do frogs drink?
A: Hot croako! |
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Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth! |
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Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch! |
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Q: What do toads drink?
A: Croaka-cola! |
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Q: What do you call a 100 year old frog?
A: An old croak! |
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Q: What do you call a frog spy?
A: A croak and dagger agent! |
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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy! |
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Q: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
A: Lily! |
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Q: What do you call a rich frog?
A: A golf blooded reptile! |
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Q: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
A: The Brit Awarts! |
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Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
A: Kermit the Fog! |
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Jokes in this category: 54
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