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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water ! |
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil: Lassie ! |
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them ! |
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass ! |
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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there ! |
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Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
Pupil: Stale ! |
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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines ! |
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ? |
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Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir ! |
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Why was the head teacher worried ?
Because there were so many rulers in the school ! |
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| Back-to-school sales get me all excited. Of course, pretty much any sale gets me all excited. |
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| College would be great if it weren't for all the classes. |
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| Fifth graders in Texas are using worms to recycle garbage from school lunches. But even the worms won't eat the Salisbury steak. |
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| I think I’ll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don’t want to know about. |
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| I went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians. |
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