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| Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say. |
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| Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting. |
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| Both constantly want back rubs. |
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| Both look good in a fur coat. |
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| Both look stupid in hats. |
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| Both put too much value on kissing. |
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| Both tend to have "hip" problems. |
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| Neither believe that silence is golden. |
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| Neither can balance a check book. |
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| Neither understand football. |
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| You can never tell what either of them is thinking. |
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