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| Jokes for Women about Men |
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| Adam and Eve: Q. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" A. God says: "So you would love her." Q. "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" A. God says: "So she would love you." |
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| Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes. |
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| Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. |
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| Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. |
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| Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. |
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| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. |
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| Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. |
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| Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. |
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| Q. When do you care for a man's company? A. When he owns it. |
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| Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. |
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| Q. Why are married women heavier than single Women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. A. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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| Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut. |
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| Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A. They don't stop and ask for directions. |
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| Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time. |
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| Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? A. They all already have boyfriends. |
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